Ribwort Plantain Shoot Em Up
By Mike on Saturday, August 11, 2012, 23:01 - Permalink
Back when I was a young lad, we didn't have computers, video games or the Internet
Instead, we had to play in a shared multiplayer fully-immersive actual-reality environment called 'outdoors'. Here's one of the things we used to do.
Ribwort Plantain (Plantago lanceolata) is a very common plant of grassy places such as fields, roadsides and gardens. It forms a rosette of strap-like leaves, from which wiry, ridged stalks arise, bearing green/brown cone-like compound flower heads, surrounded by a halo of tiny cream-coloured bracts, held on hair-thin stalks that allow them to quiver in even the slightest breeze.
Because of the brownish colour of the inflorescence, it's easy to dismiss this plant as unattractive - but take a closer look - it's really rather beautiful in its own way.
Shooting Ribwort Plantain
Pick a long stalk - tough-stemmed ones with short, fat inflorescences work best.
Hold with the flower pointing away from you, then bring the base end of the stalk around and fold it in a loop just below the flower.
Grasp the stalks firmly in both hands and pull the loop upwards to the neck of the inflorescence.
The stalks are slightly elastic; hopefully, the stalk will snap just below the flower and it will be catapulted forward up to a dozen feet.
Normally, the picking of wild flowers is not really recommended, however, Ribwort Plantain reproduces quite prolifically - there's very little risk of this species being driven to extinction by kids playing this game - and anyway, by the time they're ready for ballistic use, they already contain some viable seeds, so maybe you'd actually be helping.
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