The Joy Of Socks - Wearing Odd Socks On Purpose

socks1.jpgThese socks are fun. Wearing odd pairs of them is silly and fun - it's like being extrovert in secret. So can we make it sillier, or more fun?

A Rainbow Of Possibilities

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The Naming Of Things

Seven different colours of sock - by my count, that means there are 21 unique pair combinations (not including same-colour pairs, obviously, or 42 combinations, if left and right is critical, but I think in most cases, it won't be...)

The task is simple: let's see if we can come up with a name for each of these colour combos.

socks9.jpgRed And Orange - Dennis The Tigger

Dennis The Menace has a black and red striped jersey. Tigger is orange-black striped. Simple.

socks12.jpgRed And Yellow - Rhubarb And Custard

socks3.jpgRed And Green - Nautical Navigation

Red on the port side, green starboard - just like the navigation lights on a boat. I suppose the opposite way around would be called 'Distress Signal' or 'Going The Wrong Way'.

socks19.jpgRed And Blue - Emergency Vehicle

socks13.jpgRed And Indigo - Two Party Politics

socks4.jpgRed And Violet - Fruits Of The Forest

Raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, blackcurrants, blueberries etc. Yum

socks15.jpgOrange And Yellow - St Clements

'"Oranges and Lemons" - say the bells of St Clements'

socks16.jpgOrange And Green - Pumpkin Patch

Or Market Stall Carrot

socks5.jpgOrange And Blue - Fire And Ice

Needs no explanation.

socks21.jpgOrange And Indigo - Coalition Government

socks2.jpgOrange And Violet - This Is Hallowe'en

Orange pumpkins and purple... well, in truth, I don't really know why purple is also associated with Hallowe'en - it's part of a triad on a colour wheel along with orange - which is why it they look nice together.

socks11.jpgYellow And Green - Cheese 'n' Onion

Cheese and Onion crisps should come in green and yellow packets - some brands may try to insist the packet should be blue - but that's just wrong.

Or Lemon and Lime.

socks22.jpgYellow And blue - Sun and Moon

socks14.jpgYellow And Indigo - High Noon

Yellow for the sun, in the purest of azure skies. High Noon. Draw!

socks6.jpgYellow And Violet - Jam And Wasps

socks18.jpgGreen And Blue - Under The Sea

socks7.jpgGreen And Indigo - Earth And Ocean

socks10.jpgGreen And Violet - Blackberry And Apple

Why do socks keep making me think of food? Or am I just thinking about food all the time...?

socks8.jpgBlue And Indigo - Blues Brothers

socks17.jpgBlue And Violet - Purple Rain

socks20.jpgIndigo And Violet - Purple Haze

Secretly Silly

For a couple of years now, I've been wearing deliberately odd socks every day - it all started one winter morning, when I got up early and dressed in the dark - only later discovering that one sock was black with a blue toe and heel, and the other was black with a grey toe and heel.

In my defence, everything looks blue in the dark (no, really - it's called the Purkinje effect - look it up!)

Anyway, that started me off on the odd sock path, but with my shoes on, nobody could tell, as all my socks were black, only varying in colour at the toe and heel sections - but that was good - the justaposition of being silly, but nobody noticing was in fact quite pleasing.

Nothing lasts forever though - and so when the time came to buy some new socks, I found (at Sainsbury's) some packs of striped ones in seven different colours - and couldn't resist.

Only One Of Them Is Odd

Obviously, I'm only wearing one odd sock - the other one isn't odd.

 

Comments

1. On Saturday, February 4, 2012, 11:43 by crc

'I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, 'Hey, you have two different colored socks on.' I said, 'Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness.'"-Steven Wright;

2. On Saturday, February 4, 2012, 18:17 by Carol

Cool! Where do I get such socksOh, and Indigo Violet has to be 'purple haze' hasn't it?;

3. On Sunday, February 5, 2012, 23:55 by Pip

For some years now, it has be 'illegal' for anyone in our house to wear the same colour socks on both feet. My 12 year old daughter even enforces this rule on most of our guests by making them swap one sock with a fellow guests, or if they are not wil

4. On Saturday, February 9, 2013, 20:11 by Steve

My daughter is now 16. She has been wear non-matching socks ever since she began dressing herself. She does it on purpose, of course. In well over a decade, I believe the only time she wore matching socks was when she was made to participate in my cous

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